1. mermaidsandmisandry:

    things i dont need in my life:

    • wasps
    • those stringy things on the banana
    • commercials on youtube

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  3. thedisembowelist:


You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

    thedisembowelist:

    You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

    It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

    The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

    IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

    See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

    Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

    That means the bitch repairs itself.

    Oh and that badass window and windshields?

    It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

    White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

    THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

    why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

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  5. my friend: i met a guy

    me: i just started a new tv show

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  7. the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    the-absolute-best-gifs:

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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  9. the-vashta-nerada:

    so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

    like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

    image

    you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

    you couldn’t wear your own clothing

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  11. thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

    thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

    My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

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  14. staceyhash:

This is how you eat shake shack.

    staceyhash:

    This is how you eat shake shack.

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